The Joys Of Being A Lesbian.

I stumbled upon a website that gives you a list of The Joys Of Being A Woman. It amused me for about five minutes and I especially like number 18. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems and number 21. We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra. Ha ha!

But, what are The Joys Of Being A Lesbian Woman?

• We completely understand what's going on when our girlfriends turn into Hitler once a month, because we do it too.
• We can undo bra's without having to plan a route of attack.
• We can look at two sets of breasts everyday, if we want to.
• We understand that kissing and cuddling can be done at any time and not just as a prelude to sex.
• We never have fights about the toilet seat being left up.
• We double our wardrobe.
• We know what a clitoris is.
• We know what a clitoris does.
• We don't have to suffer through farting, scratching, burping or smelling.
• We know exactly how to answer when asked "does my bum look big in this".