You Know You're a Really Big Lesbian When....

You Know You're a Really Big Lesbian When....

You're flipping through the music channels on sky then stay on one channel that is playing a song you don't particularly like just because the woman in the video is rather fit.

You watch the last episode of this seasons Lost THREE times just to get your Evangeline Lilly fix(and it's only been finished for five days).

You watch episodes of the South of Nowhere online IN FRENCH just because you NEED your Spashley fix.

You trip over a curb because you were oogling women's goodies.

You spend hours playing on a video editing program making a video of your favourite TV lesbian couple. JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE SO CUTE!!

You assume women coming into your shop to buy condoms are using them on their battery operated friends rather than things attatched to the male of the species.

Your girlfriend accuses you of being too upset that there will be no more Spashley.

The n network? I hate you! I give you a glare that only an angry woman can give!