Dude, Where's My Toothbrush?

My roomy had a habit of moving my stuff in the bathroom. My facewash, shampoo, soap and deoderant wiould end up in the drawer above the wash basket. I had asked repeatedly for her not to do this because I don't notice my facewash isn't on the sink until after I've splashed my face with water, or that my shampoo isn't in the shower until my hair is wet. It's damn annoying! Anyway, after asking her over and over not to move my stuff, she still did it. I don't think she did it on purpose, I think she's just lacking storage space in her memory vault.

The last time she did it, I splashed water on my face then reached for my facewash and guess what? Yeah, it wasn't there. I opened the drawer and there it was. Grumpily, I took all of my stuff out of the drawer and put them back where they belonged. I then took all of her stuff, and I mean ALL. Her toothbrush, hairbrush. ALL. And put them in the drawer instead.

The next day I came home from work to a very perplexed roomy. She asked me why her toothbrush and all of her stuff was in the drawer, so I explained. She laughed her arse off. Problem solved. It's been weeks now and my stuff hasn't moved an inch.


I'm sharing this story because just recently she has been making cups of coffee then leaving the wet, sticky spoon on the kitchen counter. When I asked her this morning to at least put it in the sink she replied "uh oh, if I forget, will you hide all the spoons?"

The answer? Yes. That's exactly what I was going to do. LOL!