Hand Theory.

I've realised recently that I have a real problem with dirty hands/and or nails. I seriously judge a person on how their hands appear to me, and on days when I'm working behind the counter, I witness some sorry looking hands/nails.

My friend's theory is that the hand obsession is a lesbian thing.... I remain sceptical. I think it's just a germ thing, not that that's any more sane.