Tuesdays only

So, I'm single again..... long story short, she dumped me..... reason for the dumping? I'll get back to you when I know.

It seems relationship trouble is a common occurrence at the moment. I know a fair few people who have recently joined the proverbial fish in the sea after what they assumed was a good relationship, turned sour.

My friend, we'll call her Addy, recently split from a relationship of four years, it was supposedly a mutual agreement that the relationship had run it's course and therefore they would part on friendly terms. Addy had exited the relationship with the house and cats, while the ex got the car (her choice). Addy went away for the weekend, so asked the ex to stay in the house to 'cat'sit'. The ex agreed. When Addy arrived home she found that the ex had burnt her garden fence down and manipulated the boiler (this is the best part) to only allow Addy to have hot water on a Tuesday.

Can you believe it? I almost died laughing when Addy told me she had to pop to her mums every day except Tuesday to have a shower because she had no idea how to reset the boiler.

Hi - larious!