Sunday, March 22, 2009

Deaf Ignoranus!

How much of an annoyance is it when someone asks you a question and you answer them, but they ask you the same question five minutes later because they haven't heard you?

"Do you know where my keys are?"

"They're on the stairs."

Five minutes later.

"Hello ignoranus! I asked you if you know where my keys are, I know you heard me."

"I know you know I heard you, but I also know that you don't know that I answered you. Arsehole!"

Lol! No way was I telling her where her keys were after that. Fend for yourself, and remember where you put them next time, bitch!

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