Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Two Heads Better Than One?

I'm watching a documentry about a baby that was born in the middle east with TWO heads It's quite disturbing. The second head can suck, blink, cry.... but it doesn't have a body, no heart or lungs or any vital organs. It's does however, have a brain. They actually think the second head is concious and has it's own personality. It can be awake and crying when the baby is asleep.

Very disturbing!!!!

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Comedy popularity

When I switched on my tv at about 9pm this evening I immidetly searched the channels for something to occupy myself with, but there was nothing except comedy sketches. It seems that Little Britain has started off a craze because in the beginning of 2005 it was the only type of show in its genre. Now there's The Catherine Tate Show and Tittybangbang and probably more to come.

I wouldn't mind, I actully quite like these shows, they give a nice, humerous break from reality which everybody could use after a hard days work, but, why repeat them so much?! They're shown on about four different channels and it's a shame really, because the more you show something the quicker the novelty wears off.

I have to say that the funniest of them all is 'The Catherine Tate show' she's very funny and does an impression of an old woman that would remind everybody of their grandma. And the charecter she created of a teenage girl named 'Lauren' has every parent pointing out her behaviour to their own children. The phrase 'Am I bovverd' has since spread in popularity :-p

Friday, February 17, 2006

Psychic liar!

My mum nagged me to go see a tarrot card reader today because her friend backed out and she didn't want to go on her own, so I went. The tarrot reader told me that I was going to have children in 2009, that's three years away!

Doesn't bode well for my lesbo street cred let me tell you!

Plus I'll only be 24. Either that woman has been smoking the happy plant or someone up there's having her on!

The woman also told me that my mum's husband is tight fisted with his money and is jealous of me, aww.... I hope so the old scrooge! And that my uncle had a lot of bad luck last year, but things are starting to get better, which they are, bless him. She said that my dad could fall into a dock and come out with kippers in his pockets and that I'm too outspoken.


Fucking babies in three years, dopey old bint!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Bad Habits

Damn, have I had an eventful couple of days. First I go to doctors because my urinery tract infection is back, they gave me antibiotics to take until my test smaple comes back with the results. Then I'm back at the doctors office the next day because I'm itching so bad my skin started to bleed, apparently I'm allergic to the antibiotics they gave me, SEVERELY allergic, so now I have the constant urge to pee AND itch.

I'm in a sorry state, I know lol!

Anyway, I as well as itching uncontrolably, I was having this conversation with my friend about our bad habbits. It turns out I have some pretty odd ones.

I can't sleep without feeling a blanket covering me.

I sniff the bottom of cups before I fill them.

I only eat half my dinner then eat the rest about two hours later.

I have to walk on the right side of the person next to me.

I never tie my laces, I just tuck them into my shoes.

I can burp REALLY loudly.

I take ages when food shopping because I want everything I see.

I'm really stubborn.

I never wash dishes because I absolutely hate it.

Dear me, I have quite a few, hmm?

Monday, February 13, 2006

Tit Bit Nippley!

Haha that picture of Alyson in the fat suit cracks me up. I can just imagine her walking around in that.

Anyway. Todays little blog fest is about nipples.... men have them but why? Of course I'm not the first person to ask this question and I won't be the last, but I went in search of the reason. DR. Michael Bermant says it's because they provide a focal point for the male pectoral muscle.

Is that it? Women's nipples feed their children and men's are there to look good?

And apparently the word 'mammals' comes from the latin of 'mamma breast.' Learn something new everyday, hmm?

Man Nipples

Man with boobs

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Date (me) Movie

I wanna see Date Movie. Besides the fact that it has the yummy and amazing Alyson Hannigan in it. Date Movie is also hileriously funny. The humour is a little out there, but it's taking the piss out of movies like 'Kill Bill' 'When Harry Met Sally' and 'King Kong' and the awful Paris Hilton! Bleh. I saw an advertisement of it and was laughing so much my friend's came to see what was so funny.

I'll diffinitely have my arse parked in a cinema seat on the 2th of Feb.

Yay for Alyson Hannigan!

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Bronze Glow

I went on a Tanning bed today. I dunno why as I'm always telling people they're bad for you. Which they are. But little Jo has just come back from Australia (she's been there for a year) and she has this amazing bronze glow.

Sigh, I want a broze glow. But I don't want it enough to lay on a tanning bed again, it was boring. And besides, it really is bad for you.

Would you believe I'm half way through eating all the fruit I won a few days ago? I've had a little help eating it of course, but I didn't think it'd go so quickly. Hmm, maybe it I kept the fruit stocked up we'll all keep eating that instead of chocolate? Haha yeah right!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Fruity Musical

I HAD to post this Musical Advert

I stumbled upon it and it cracked me up but I have no idea why. May be it's because I'm in a good mood and may be I'm in a good mood because I won a raffle yesterday at a fitness club. The prize was a huge box of fruit. Kiwi's, plums, apples, bananas, pairs AND grapes.

It's fruit heaven!

I had to edit this post because I just remembered a dream I had last night. I was in a shop and I wanted a box that was full of ingredients to make chocolate. I took the box to the counter but when I tried to pay the woman told me I had to have American money.... being English I didn't have any so I couldn't buy the chocolate ingredients. It was a frikkin English shop.

What the hell was that all about?!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Soft itches!

I went to Asda the other day to do my usual food shopping, stocked up on fabric softner, but they didn't have my normal softner so I had to get something else. Now I'm itching all over, I have these red bumps everywhere that are driving me crazy.... may be it's another trip to the doctor's office if they don't go away soon.... they itch SO much!

My wee problem hasn't gone yet either. This is always the case, you don't get ill for a very long time then suddenly you get everything at once. Typical!

I saw
Dodgeball last night, it was on the tv so I thought I'd watch it.... it was crap, I don't usually like Ben Stiller I think his humour is too extreme, but I liked Along Came Polly so I thought I'd give it a try. But it was poop.

It's odd because one of my favourite movies is
There's Something About Mary. I guess sometimes he gets it right and sometimes he doesn't.

Thursday, February 02, 2006


After having a lovely day shopping with my mum I purchased many things, but on more than one occasion the person serving me asked if I would like something else because there's an offer on.... well, no thank you because if I wanted that item I would have GONE SHOPPING FOR IT.

It annoys me, I know they're just doing their job, but frikkin bugger off people! Among the many nice things I bought a new
mobile phone. Unfortunately I fall into the catogory of people that has to have pretty things, shallow, I know.

At around 8pm I recieved a phone call from my best friend Stacy, she's been staying at her mums for a few days because her dad's ill, and she just called to tell me she had been in a car accident.


Apparently a lorry came out of a junction and didn't see her coming.... he was in a frikkin lorry and has a good view. How could he not see her coming? Fortunately she's ok, just a little whiplash.... her car is totalled, how she came out of it alive or unscathed I do not know.

Almost, Stacy.... almost!

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Wee'd n Pee'd

I went to the doctor today for a wee problem with my, well, wee. I have a urinary tract infection, my third one.... it was funny because he asked me if I was on the pill to which I replied a firm 'no' then he asked what form of contraception I was using as apparently vaginal condomns can be a cause of urinary tact infections, I quietly explained to him that I didn't use any.... obviously he looked bemused, after all I'm 21, not a virgin and sexually active. If I'm not using contraception then I must be having sex alllllllllllll wrong.

Well, I'm certainly not doing it wrong, just.... different. He went red faced when I told him I was a lesbian.

Hahahaha thoroughly amused me and made my day. Hahaha!