Look Out Below!

How unfortunate must someone be to get shat on by a bird not once, but twice?


Walking in the city center of Seville Simon was just about to enter a cathedral when plop.... bird shat on him. He was examining the damage when PLOP.... second attack happened!

I was laughing so hard I was rendered helpless. Not that I could have helped him, wiping bird excrement off my uncle's chest and leg is gag inducing!