Soya cheese.

I was a victim of fraudulent cheese.

I tried Soya Cheese this afternoon after my vegan friend told me it tastes like normal dairy cheese.

It doesn't. It tastes like vomit. I ungraciously spat it straight back out.

I'm telling you this because I was unsuspecting in my belief that it wouldn't taste much different. Nobody warned me, but I feel it is my duty to warn you. I couldn't be saved, but you can. Beware of the soya cheese!