Suave!

How annoying is it to drop food down your clothes? I was at a staff meeting at 9pm last night (yeah, I know, who goes to a staff meeting at 9pm on a Sunday evening?) I was trying to be good, but spaghetti does not want to play ball. This stupid restaurant (Ask) doesn't have a very extensive vegetarian menu, so spaghetti was basically the only thing that was appropriate for my dietary requirement. Spaghetti tends to splash, especially when you've had a few vodka and lemonades (considering the tab is paid by the boss, it's rude to just drink water.)

Anyway. White linen trousers = spaghetti splashes = Suave. Pfft!